There are two things about this show that I really appreciate, the score that sounds like it was lifted directly from the movie “Labyrinth” and the fact that there are no time jumps. We are on the eighth episode and it’s only about six or seven days after Laura died.
The one thing that drives me nuts: the fact that the episodes are simply titled “one”, “two”, “three”, and the pilot didn’t count as “one”.
Anyway, we pick up right where the last episode left off. The teens search Dr. Jacoby’s office, Cooper finds the guy they have been looking for and gets him talking, and Audry gets her spot at One-Eyed Jacks.
On to the second half of the episode aka the part where everyone dies/get’s screwed over. Really, I have no clue who’s responsible for what but let’s do a body count.
- Dr. Jacoby – beat over the head with a rock (but recovering)
- Norma Jennings – OD’d on pills (slight chance she might pull through)
- James Hurley – framed for drug dealing
- Leo Johnson – shot by Hank (dead)
- Jacques Renault – smothered by Leland Palmer (dead)
- Shelly Johnson and Catherine Martell – trapped in the burning mill (unknown)
- Pete Martell – ran into the burning mill (unknown)
- Audrey Horne – about to be discovered by her father
- Agent Cooper – shot (unknown, but I’m 99% sure that he’s wearing a vest)
So there’s the first season. Thankfully season two is full, 22 episode, run.
Quote of the Episode: “Wait, what? What?! WHAT IS HAPPENING???!!!” – me
In this episode Kyle McLachlan does his best to kill me with his hotness. We have the continuation of the turtleneck/windbreaker combo from the last episode and then a tux – with glasses!!!
Can I take a minute to talk about Kyle? Because if you say his name my first thought is The Captain from “How I Met Your Mother” and then Sky’s dad from “Agents of SHIELD” and I always forget that he was Paul in Dune.
Because, honestly, when I think of Dune my first thought is Sting in his winged speedo.
But Kyle McLachlan in Twin Peaks… I suddenly see the progression and the sex appeal.
Okay, back to the show.
Cooper and the cops decide it’s time to check out One-Eyed Jacks, which leads to the afore mentioned tux.
The teen squad go after Dr. Jacoby using the audio tapes they found and Maddey in a blonde wig (because what’s the point of having an identical cousin if you don’t dress her up as the dead girl?).
On the mill front I have no clue what’s happening because it’s become a web of crossing and double crossing and Hank, the ex-con, is now involved and there’s life insurance being bought for people by other people and, dear lord, just torch the place already!
Quote of the Episode: “Every day, once a day, give yourself a present.”
Since the deal with the Norwegians feel through, Ben and his brother Jerry have been hustling to find new investors and all their hard work has paid off and the Great Northern Hotel throws open it’s doors to a large party of, loudly singing, Icelanders.
Partly to do his job and partly to get away from the loud singing Cooper gives Jacques Renault’s apartment a thorough going over which leads to the discovery of a hunting cabin.
On the trek to find the hunting cabin (and can I just take a minute to say Dale Cooper in a suit is nice, but Dale Cooper in a turtleneck and a FBI windbreaker is hot) Cooper and the gang come across the Log Lady, who invites them in tea because her log has things to tell them.
The teen sleuths have been hard at work, Audrey talked her father into giving her a job at the department store and Donna and James have found an ally in Laura’s cousin, who promises to snoop around Laura’s room.
Back at the hotel a welcome party is in full swing and we find out that sneaky Ben Horn is playing both sides of the mill drama.
And in an ending that left me squeeing for joy… well… I better not spoil it. All I will say is Kyle MacLachlan, please stop touching the tip of your tongue to your teeth; it’s makes everything go hazy and then I forget what is happening.
Quote of the episode: “Don’t make me leave. Please, don’t make me leave.”
Only five episodes in and I’m having trouble keeping everyone straight so here are my notes (not the full cast of characters, just the ones that have made an impression so far).
Leland Palmer – Laura’s father, has some kind of business dealing with Ben Horne in the pilot.
Sarah Palmer – Laura’s mother, is having visions of Bob.
Maddy Ferguson — Laura’s cousin, looks just like her only with brown hair.
Sheriff Harry Truman – local sheriff, investigating Laura’s murder.
Special Agent Dale Cooper – FBI agent, investigating Laura’s murder.
Donna Hayward – Laura’s best friend, was dating Mike Nelson but dumped him for James Hurley.
Bobby Briggs – Laura’s boyfriend, he’s sleeping with Shelly Johnson, he and his best friend Mike are dealing drugs which they buy from Leo Johnson.
James Hurley – an outsider at school, was secretly dating Laura, is now dating Donna, his uncle is Ed Hurley.
Audrey Horne – a classmate of Laura’s, has a crush on Agent Cooper.
The Lumber Mill
Pete Martell – found Laura’s body, married to Catherine Martell, brother-in-law to Josie Packard.
Catherine Martell – he brother Andrew owned the lumber mill and she’s mad that her sister-in-law got everything after Andrew’s death, is having an affair with Ben Horne, she and Ben are also plotting the downfall of the mill and Josie.
Josie Packard – born in Hong Kong, moved to America after her marriage to Andrew Packard, sole owner of the lumber mill after Andrew’s death, is dating Sheriff Truman.
Norma Jennings – owns the dinner, husband is in jail, having an affair with Ed Hurley
Shelly Johnson – waitress at the dinner, married to Leo, sleeping with Bobby.
Leo Johnson – trucker, married to Shelley (whom he beats), sells drugs to Bobby and Mike.
Ben Horne – owner of the hotel and Horne’s department store, father of Audrey, has business dealings with Leland Palmer, sleeping with Catherine Martell and whoever else he can.
Jerry Horne — Ben’s brother and business partner.
The Log Lady — A lady who carries around a log, maybe the sanest person in town?
Norma’s husband is up for parole and I feel like I should be over analyzing everything he does.
It looks as if Cooper’s dream is coming true, the deputies have tracked down the one-armed man whose name (well, middle name) is Mike, his best friend is named Bob, and he did have a tattoo on his missing arm… a tattoo that said “Bob”.
Teenage Twin Peaks decides to take the investigation into their own hands, for various reasons: Audrey to impress Cooper, Bobby to frame Leo, and Donna to keep info away from the police.
Laura’s cousin shows up, played by the same actress who plays Laura so now it’s going to be even harder to keep people straight.
Quote of the episode: “Harry, the last thing I want you to worry about while I’m here is some city slicker I brought in to your town relieving himself upstream.”
This one is a quiet episode, not too much in the way of oddity or drama – well, except for the moment when Laura’s father starts sobbing and throws himself on top of the casket.
Or maybe I’m just becoming use to the weirdness?
I mean, even the Log Lady’s open words seemed fairly sane.
The episode proper starts with Agent Cooper comin down for breakfast and who should be waiting for him but Audry. Now one of the ways this show got put onto my radar was a comparison of Jeff and Annie from “Community” to Agent Cooper and Audrey; while I haven’t seen enough Cooper/Audrey interaction to fully agree I do know that I’m gonna ship the two of them like I’m a UPS man.
The cuteness gets interrupted by the sheriff coming in wanting to know who killed Laura Palmer (drink)? Cooper has forgotten but really all they have to do is decode his dream and that will tell them.
Correction: In the last review I said Dr. Jacoby was the one in Cooper’s dream, it turns out I was wrong and it actually was a one armed man named Mike.
Cooper and the sheriff talk to some people, Laura’s funeral – and the aforementioned casket crying – happen, the Chinese woman who owns the mill tell the sheriff about a plot against her, and I start realizing why the newspapers printed charts because it’s only been four episodes and I’m having a hard time keeping everyone straight.
Quote of the Episode: “Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham.”
What is it with the people of Twin Peaks stuffing their mouths with food? Last episode it was doughnuts, this time it’s bread. Did no one ever teach them basic manners? Finish one bite before taking the next.
But honestly, bad eating habits are the least of the problems. In this episode we find out what “working the perfume counter at Horne’s department store” really means; Bobby tries to pick up some drugs that he already paid for; Agent Cooper shows us it’s not about detective work but the random throwing of rocks that determines a suspect; Audrey dances in the dinner; Laura’s dad fills this weeks quota of loud sobbing;and Agent Cooper goes to bed – and that when things real go off the rails.There’s a midget, the long haired Abed guy, Dr. Jacoby reciting poetry only he calls himself Mike and refers to long haired guy as Bob, the midget dances, and Agent Cooper wakes up with an idea of who killed Laura.
Quote of the episode: “Harry, meet me for breakfast, 7:00 am, the hotel lobby. I know who killed Laura Palmer. No, it <i>can</i> wait ’til morning.”
We rejoin the mystery the next day, with Agent Cooper having breakfast and delivering his famous line. The day is filled with much more investigating and much less crying.
Well, except for the scene where Laura’s mom goes crazy and starts to hallucinate an… Indian? A hobo? Some random guy who looks like Abed from “Community” wearing a long gray wig.
The episode ends with a surprising twist that made me want to start episode three right away.
Quote of the episode: “This is, excuse me, a damn fine cup of coffee.”
Pilot – “Northwest Passage”
I was 8 when “Twin Peaks” first aired on April 8, 1990 and while I was not allowed to watch it I remember my mom setting the VCR to record the newest episode; I remember the TV Guide section of the newspaper printing a graph to show how everyone was connected; I’ve seen references to it in “Psych”, “Gravity Falls”, “Veronica Mars” and “Community”; I have spent most of my life knowing the quotes “Who killed Laura Palmer?” and “This as a damn fine cup of coffee.”
But I never watched a single episode… until now.
After some initial confusion over picking the original or international pilot (the internet told me to stick with original) my DVD booted up and I was introduced to the Log Lady – which left me feeling like I was watching public access TV in Night Vale.
The introduction of the major plot point happened fairly quickly and then we spent the next 45 minutes watching everybody cry. Like, bad soap opera crying. At the drop of a hat. Really, the sheriff walks into your classroom, doesn’t say a word, but somehow you look at him then look at an empty chair and start bawling?
Then another girl is missing but before we can blink she’s walking out of the woods in a torn and bloody nightgown. This prompts the arrival of FBI agent Dale Cooper and we discover that Laura has a super small piece of paper under her fingernail with the letter R on it, which the FBI agent says is a clue to a serial killer.
At this point we move away from the crying and on to the part of the episode I call “When is this show taking place?”. Without the major trends (mod in the 60’s, disco in the 70’s, or punk in the 80’s) to pin the time frame, Twin Peaks plays on the small town time warp; the teens are set as jocks vs bikers, the doctor makes house calls and knows everyone by name, and the local dinner is so chock full of kitsch you can hardly find the pie.
The episode finally fizzles out to the end and I’m left wondering what the heck I just watched. But a lot of people – who generally have good taste in TV – have told me this show is awesome so episode two here I come.
Quote of the episode: “The Norwegians are leaving! The Norwegians are leaving! The Norwegians are leaving! The Norwegians are leaving!”
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Twin Peaks: The Complete Series (The Definitive Gold Box Edition)